Singing Pepsi Tour
I´m not much for tours, but when you´re with others it´s sometimes a good option. So how about a tour with a lady in a horse carriage and then a boat, where she sings the spots out to you and buys you 1.5 liters of pepsi and walks you around a town singing while other travelers and locals watch? Basically, everytime I see that stuff I cringe, today, well, yeah, not so BJesk. But at least now when I walk around I can make up my own funny songs about pirates and monkeys and drink pepsi with that feeling that you get when you know you´re a fool for paying ten bucks to feel like a fool.